If I don’t die
So, if I don’t die during my trache change later today, I vow two things.
First, I plan to devote more of my time toward writing unicorn, and turtle focused erotica. I figure, erotica is very erotic, and unicorns are astonishingly beautiful, so putting the two together, well, I don’t think people will be able to sleep at night. At least, not without going heels to Jesus. As for the turtles, just think about it.
The second something involves a woman, but that’s between me, and her, and the lamppost. Maybe one day this blog will know, but not today.
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