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A touching letter

July 05th, 2008 | Category: Opinions

The Onion recently posted a touching and sad open-letter from a man wishing to share the magic of Arbor Day. Please, read it, reflect and plant a tree.

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2008 Nightmare Ticket

May 21st, 2008 | Category: Opinions

In a shocking display of political solidarity, the Onion is reporting that Senators Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain have broken party lines to form a single triple presidential ticket dubbed by observers as the “2008 Nightmare Ticket.” While many already fear that the trio will only plunge our nation deeper into despair and hopelessness, I, for one, welcome the triple-threat of “ClinbamaCain” and cannot wait to see where their contradictory policies take us.


Next Vote Takes All

May 19th, 2008 | Category: Opinions

According to the Onion, embattled Presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton, has proposed a “Next Vote Takes All” scheme to finally decide who will get the nod for Democratic Presidential nomination. Were I Obama, I’d go for it. He totally wouldn’t lose


Onion Favorites

May 13th, 2008 | Category: Opinions