May 13
Onion Favorites
I rather enjoy reading The Onion. Real news is everywhere, reality constantly punches me in the face, so a little fake news is a nice break. I figure every so often I’ll post some favorite stories.
Lately I loved:
• Undercover Fireman Infiltrates Three-Alarm Blaze
• Michael Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
• Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow-Up United States
• Watching TV Shows On DVD The Way To Do It, Reports Area Man
• New ‘Get The Fuck Outta The Road’ Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety
• Dying Newspaper Trend Buys Nation’s Newspapers Three More Weeks
• Commas, Turning Up, Everywhere
• New Chemical Weapon ‘Ennui Gas’ Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life
• Area Man Makes It Through Day
Do comment on my selection.
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1 Comment so far
It isn’t necessary to read the articles. The headlines are funny enough on their own.