My Whole Expanse I Cannot See…

I formulate infinity stored deep inside of me…

Nov 11


Category: Life

So, this domain,, is renewed for another year. I know, it’s exciting


In the next year, year number two of this blog, I’m going to focus more of my writing on tiny babies, tiny baby unicorns, tiny kittens wearing pashminas, and turtles having sex. Turtle sex is really hot, just think about it.


12 Comments so far

  1. josh November 11th, 2009 5:08 pm

    All right!

    Fucking turtles!

  2. michael November 11th, 2009 5:11 pm

    josh: Yes, fucking turtles.

  3. undeadbydawn November 11th, 2009 5:22 pm

    might I suggest, instead, you concentrate on the merits of crack cocaine?
    and possibly prison sex. not necessarily unrelated.

  4. michael November 11th, 2009 5:29 pm

    undeadbydawn: I really can’t support crack, as I prefer downers to uppers. I will, however, seriously consider prison sex.

  5. Mike H. November 11th, 2009 5:51 pm

    I’m pro sex of all kinds.

  6. para_boddah November 11th, 2009 6:10 pm

    this was very much an exciting thought

    the site renewal.

    and the turtles.

  7. Morgan Jarema November 11th, 2009 8:05 pm

    How DO turtles do it? All I can think is, shells bumping, shells bumping….

  8. concrete_bubble (kelly) November 11th, 2009 11:30 pm

    How DO turtles do it? They do it turtle style. 😉

  9. concrete_bubble (kelly) November 11th, 2009 11:39 pm

    Will you be wearing leather pants when you write about turtle sex? 🙂

  10. michael November 11th, 2009 11:44 pm

    concrete_bubble: I still need to acquire some leather pants, but once I do…

  11. concrete_bubble (kelly) November 12th, 2009 4:08 pm

    Yes! Leather pants! Nothing about tiny puppies wearing pashminas? Not ever?

  12. Dani February 27th, 2010 3:02 am

    You can do it ! but how exactly do they do it?!! hmmmm ^O.o^