My Whole Expanse I Cannot See…

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Feb 26

If I don’t die

Category: Life

So, if I don’t die during my trache change later today, I vow two things.

First, I plan to devote more of my time toward writing unicorn, and turtle focused erotica.  I figure, erotica is very erotic, and unicorns are astonishingly beautiful, so putting the two together, well, I don’t think people will be able to sleep at night. At least, not without going heels to Jesus. As for the turtles, just think about it.

The second something involves a woman, but that’s between me, and her, and the lamppost. Maybe one day this blog will know, but not today.


3 Comments so far

  1. Pat February 28th, 2010 5:06 pm

    You are so funny, Michael. I love it! 😀

  2. Trevor March 1st, 2010 3:18 am

    This is hilarious! My imagination is now running wild with thoughts of turtle on turtle action!

  3. Rick May 2nd, 2010 10:59 am


    The funniest thing I’ve read in day. And, me, I read all goddamn day.


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