Feb 26
If I don’t die
So, if I don’t die during my trache change later today, I vow two things.
First, I plan to devote more of my time toward writing unicorn, and turtle focused erotica. 1xbet شرح موقع I figure, erotica is very erotic, and unicorns are astonishingly beautiful, so putting the two together, well, I don’t think people will be able to sleep at night. At least, not without going heels to Jesus. موقع رياضي As for the turtles, just think about it.
The second something involves a woman, but that’s between me, and her, and the lamppost. Maybe one day this blog will know, but not today. الكازينو
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You are so funny, Michael. I love it! 😀
This is hilarious! My imagination is now running wild with thoughts of turtle on turtle action!
Michael,
The funniest thing I’ve read in day. And, me, I read all goddamn day.
peacebeast,
dethbird