A nun
I think if things don’t change, I’m going to become a Catholic nun. I’m going to break a gender-wall that has stood for far too long. I’m going to gay marry God, giving up my life of sin. I’ll wear my habit, and look totally hot, and live to love and serve the Lord. I’ve seen the movie, Doubt, and listened to Tori Amos’ cover of Like a Prayer enough to feel this calling.
A fellow can only fuck up so many times before he realizes that he should take a different road. For me, that road leads straight to the Catholic Church, and the life of a cloistered nun.
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