Stop the noise!
I have decided that web sites with embedded audio should be stricken from the internets! They’re not cool, they’re not fun, they’re fucking annoying. They’re especially bad if your computer is connected to 5.1 surround sound. Thanks to Fandango.com I don’t think my cat will be frequenting my room for some time. Apparently, she doesn’t like pop-up ads to scream at her at dawn, not that I don’t share her sentiment.
At the very least, the coders who invented embedded audio should burn in a car fire, or just have a really really bad headache for several days.
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Onion Favorites
I rather enjoy reading The Onion. Real news is everywhere, reality constantly punches me in the face, so a little fake news is a nice break. I figure every so often I’ll post some favorite stories.
Lately I loved:
• Undercover Fireman Infiltrates Three-Alarm Blaze
• Michael Gondry Entertained For Days By New Cardboard Box
• Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow-Up United States
• Watching TV Shows On DVD The Way To Do It, Reports Area Man
• New ‘Get The Fuck Outta The Road’ Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety
• Dying Newspaper Trend Buys Nation’s Newspapers Three More Weeks
• Commas, Turning Up, Everywhere
• New Chemical Weapon ‘Ennui Gas’ Induces Listlessness, Dissatisfaction With Life
• Area Man Makes It Through Day
Do comment on my selection.
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