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Feb 22

A nun

Category: Life

I think if things don’t change, I’m going to become a Catholic nun. I’m going to break a gender-wall that has stood for far too long. I’m going to gay marry God, giving up my life of sin. I’ll wear my habit, and look totally hot, and live to love and serve the Lord. I’ve seen the movie, Doubt, and listened to Tori Amos’ cover of Like a Prayer enough to feel this calling.

A fellow can only fuck up so many times before he realizes that he should take a different road. For me, that road leads straight to the Catholic Church, and the life of a cloistered nun.


6 Comments so far

  1. Ann February 22nd, 2010 11:15 pm

    OK, that was priceless. Thank you for the giggle. I don’t know you, but I’ve read enough here to delight at the thought of you donning a habit!

  2. Amy February 23rd, 2010 8:15 pm

    Gay marriage to God as a male nun should totally become a habit (pun intended)!

  3. laura February 23rd, 2010 9:27 pm

    yes. this is a fabulous idea. do it. plus, if god’s a girl it wouldn’t even have to be a gay marriage, so that would probably make the catholics happy.

  4. Dani February 24th, 2010 10:27 am

    the polar ice caps are melting and soon the polar bears and penguins will have no where left to go!!!

  5. Erin February 24th, 2010 10:41 pm

    This is a little late, but I was googling tattoos and I’m curious, what Chuck Palahniuk quotes do you have? I love his stuff!

  6. Tess March 30th, 2010 10:34 am

    I’m here to convince you otherwise. I grew up around nuns… I’m sorry to tell you that it’s just not your crowd. You wouldn’t make it past postulancy. 😛