My Whole Expanse I Cannot See…

I formulate infinity stored deep inside of me…

Feb 26


Category: Life

If I die before the zombies come, I’m going to be buried. My grave will be marked with a headstone, and on that headstone will be my epitaph…

He died like he lived, lying down.

Or maybe…

Epitaph by Michael Phillips

I hope I died in a really interesting way, something I would have enjoyed writing.

Or even…

If you see him again, shoot him in the head. He’ll go down permanently if you shoot him in the head. Then, you’ve got to burn him.

What do you see on your epitaph?



9 Comments so far

  1. Will February 27th, 2009 12:10 am

    Here lies Will ____ , who wants you to know, Get On With Livin!; What the Hell are You doing Wasting A Perfectly Good Saturday Trampsing around a Cemetery for?! I paid $50 an Engraved Letter so I can Tell you from the Grave What You Should Already Know?? COME ON! Celebrate My Life by Stealing a Lear Jet, Something, Get Going, Get Out There, Get On With It. Life’s Short. Just Ask Me. Peace, you Lucky Bastards and Biznatchs.

  2. michael February 27th, 2009 12:50 am

    Will: I wouldn’t expect anything less.

  3. Angie February 27th, 2009 9:20 am

    “Here lies Angélique. Yeah.. no more wisecracks and sarcasm.”

  4. Jenn February 27th, 2009 9:28 am

    I have informed my family that my epitath is to read, “A place for everything, and everything in its place.”

  5. josh February 27th, 2009 9:04 pm

    “His life was like his stories,

    Long and painful.”


    “His life was like his stories,

    Short and easily forgotten.”

  6. Alex Carnegie February 28th, 2009 10:43 pm


    1983 – 20??

    He was just this guy, you know?”

  7. randy March 3rd, 2009 4:55 pm

    Are there Zombie dogs? You and Winston could join up and chase down George. Now if you are a zombie will you need the wheelchair? Or can “disabled” zombies walk? Never seen one in the flicks, is that a bias against disabled zombies?

    Anyways, thanks for the advise on shooting and burning. Hope I don’t jump the gun and do it prematurely.

  8. Sara September 8th, 2009 2:06 am

    Where you’ve nothing else construct ceremonies out of the air and breathe upon them.

  9. Tess May 6th, 2010 2:37 pm

    “For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.”
    – Dumbledore Family Tomb (and Matthew 6:21)