Things better than Dune

Dec 22

Category: Opinions,Random Thought

Things that are better than Dune:

• Root canals

• Trache changes

• Getting punched in the face while wearing glasses

• Kitty Jesus

• Pink eye

• Communism (dedicated to Celeste)

• The Anti-Christ

• Stale pretzels

• Being raped by woodland critters

• Spontaneous blindness

6 Comments so far

redandjonny December 22nd, 2008 8:19 am

People have been bugging me to read that for most of my life….
Jennifer December 22nd, 2008 10:28 am

Kitty Jesus is better than most things, I would think.
Ormolu December 22nd, 2008 12:46 pm

I concur that Kitty Jesus is the best. He, in all his infinite warm fuzziness, could actually convert me to religion, methinks.

Amen.
Karen (the first one) December 22nd, 2008 7:07 pm

So, I’m guessing you’re past p. 162, then?

Things that are worse than Dune:

Twilight.

Seriously, don’t bother.
michael December 22nd, 2008 7:11 pm

Karen, oh, don’t worry, I’d never touch Twilight.
Stanford February 12th, 2011 11:24 pm

Hey now, I liked Dune a little bit more than I like Root Canals