My Whole Expanse I Cannot See…

I formulate infinity stored deep inside of me…

Dec 22

Things better than Dune

Things that are better than Dune:

• Root canals

• Trache changes

• Getting punched in the face while wearing glasses

• Kitty Jesus

• Pink eye

• Communism (dedicated to Celeste)

• The Anti-Christ

• Stale pretzels

• Being raped by woodland critters

• Spontaneous blindness


6 Comments so far

  1. redandjonny December 22nd, 2008 8:19 am

    People have been bugging me to read that for most of my life….

  2. Jennifer December 22nd, 2008 10:28 am

    Kitty Jesus is better than most things, I would think.

  3. Ormolu December 22nd, 2008 12:46 pm

    I concur that Kitty Jesus is the best. He, in all his infinite warm fuzziness, could actually convert me to religion, methinks.


  4. Karen (the first one) December 22nd, 2008 7:07 pm

    So, I’m guessing you’re past p. 162, then?

    Things that are worse than Dune:


    Seriously, don’t bother.

  5. michael December 22nd, 2008 7:11 pm

    Karen, oh, don’t worry, I’d never touch Twilight.

  6. Stanford February 12th, 2011 11:24 pm

    Hey now, I liked Dune a little bit more than I like Root Canals