My Whole Expanse I Cannot See…

I formulate infinity stored deep inside of me…

Dec 4

This evening

Category: Life

So, tonight I’m going out with a lady I met on the internets. كيف تلعب لعبة بينجو One might call it a date, but I’m never sure what to label anything. لعبة الروليت مجانا Whenever I go meet someone from the nets, I always tend to imagine that at the end of the evening I’ll be hacked up and neatly stacked in her freezer. مواقع الرهان على المباريات

I’m going to die one way or another, so being murdered by a net lunatic seems spectacular. It’s a lot less stupid than being killed by choking on some pineapple juice, which actually happened, but it just didn’t take and I woke up a few weeks later.


9 Comments so far

  1. recycledartgirl December 4th, 2008 2:46 pm

    You never know. Could she be thinking the same thing? It’s a big chance both of you are taking. Good work. Good luck on your “whateveryoucallit.”

  2. michael December 4th, 2008 2:55 pm

    True, but if I hacked anybody up, it’d be an absolute miracle.

  3. Ziztur December 4th, 2008 3:50 pm

    Mike, if you hacked anybody up, I’d start believing in God.

    good luck with your datamajig

  4. michael December 4th, 2008 4:16 pm

    Ziztur, you’re my favorite.

  5. Ormolu December 4th, 2008 8:03 pm

    Damn. I thought I was your favorite!

  6. redandjonny December 4th, 2008 9:30 pm

    I vote you chop her up.

  7. Shannon December 5th, 2008 12:23 pm

    I am not a hacker. 😉 I swear. I only play one on t.v.

  8. Ziztur December 5th, 2008 4:48 pm

    Chop me up? Ohcrap!

  9. Tess March 3rd, 2010 12:54 pm

    Uh oh!