My Whole Expanse I Cannot See…

I formulate infinity stored deep inside of me…

Jan 13

This isn’t working

Category: Life

Clearly, my current body, particularly my head, just isn’t working anymore. So, I have some ideas.

If I have any vampire readers, could you possibly come turn me? I promise to enjoy the lifestyle and not ask a bunch of annoying questions about morality.

My only other idea is to place my brain in the body of an orange tabby kitten.

The vampire scenario is obviously ideal.

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